I hate hearing a recording of my own voice. The recording never sounds like it does to my own ears, and I always wonder how anyone can stand to listen to me if that's the way I really sound. Really, it's excruciating, and that's before I take into account what I think is hemming and hawing while I scour my brain for the words I need.
Several years ago, during a visit home, my mom took me to the local radio station for a tour of the facility with the DJ. The station was preparing the year-end countdown of hits and he asked us to record a clip for the promo. Mom was all over it while I cringed in horror. Record? My voice? And play it over the airwaves? Alert! Alert! Oh the horror! Warning Will Robinson! Danger! Danger! Unfortunately, I couldn't find a plausible way to extricate myself without admitting my crippling fear, and did I mention that mom really, really wanted to do it? I could barely squeak anything out for the level check. It was awful, but I said my line and she said her line and it was over. Whew! And then he played it back--what was he thinking? Except, it sounded really cool. I had no idea what a difference professional equipment makes. I didn't have to step through the hole that I had been wishing would open in the floor.
Lacking professional recording equipment, I haven't been prepared to voluntarily record my voice since, at least when there's a risk I might have to hear it, but this weekend I decided maybe I could just get over it. I recorded a video clip of the backyard for Suzanne to give her a better idea of the layout (she's never seen it in person) and decided it wouldn't kill me to do a voice-over to add a little context. I plugged in the external microphone, changed the settings in System Preferences, and started talking. And got nothing but empty track after empty track. So I tried again in Garage Band. Still nothing. I gave up after about a half hour and just used the internal microphone, assembled the video clips and voice-over, packaged it up and sent Suzanne a link.
Turns out the voice as recorded with the internal mic sounds nothing like mine (isn't this what I've been saying all along?) and in fact sounded a bit creepy to young ears. Sorry about that. Today I borrowed a different microphone at work and tried again, and still nothing. The computer doesn't register anything when you speak into the external microphone. Apple Support was no help. The technician to whom I spoke thought it should work, and when I asked (after a half hour) if it would be better if I just took it to the Apple Store, he leapt at the suggestion and sounded as though he couldn't imagine why I'd be talking to him if I have an Apple Store close enough to visit.
After a bit of Internet searching I discovered I'm not the only one who's experiencing this problem. My microphone had worked before, but apparently line-in stopped working as a mic-in after the OS updated to 10.4.10, and Leopard users are reporting the same thing. I won't say I'm thrilled to learn a USB microphone may be the only solution (unless I want to sound spooky), but it's nice to know I didn't imagine that it used to work.
Now if someone could tell the Apple folks so they can write an update to fix their update.
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